Taking a moment to be angry and shallow
Today, I received a group e-mail from the president of our university, inviting me (and lots of other students) to dinner at his residence. A few hours later, I see an e-mail from this she-beast in my inbox (did I mention that her last boyfriend left her for another man?) I was confused as to why she was e-mailing me when I realized that she was responding to the earlier e-mail from the president, and was merely too stupid to avoid hitting 'reply to all' (did I mention that after said boyfriend left her, she offered to have his baby anyway?)
Perhaps it's hard to see the keyboard over a couple of flat, saggy tits.
In a way, it was a godsend, because now I know that I will regretfully not be attending.
UPDATE While I tried to rise above commenting on the she-beast's e-mail incompetence, others did not, and almost immediately there was a message asking that she maybe use more than two brain cells when responding to e-mail. She replied with an apology, again, to everyone on the list. While I suspect that she might want to try getting her Ph.D in point-missing, another person responded: "Let's just make this the last e-mail you send, ok, [she-beast]?"