Eat ME, Rachel Ray
She's America's foodie sweetheart, with something like 18 shows on the Food Network. With her big teeth, gratingly nasal NY accent, and sad tendency to wear overly tight, roll-highlighting shirts tucked into her black jeans, I can see why she's popular with both men and women. She certainly makes me feel better about myself, and, if I were a guy, she would bring back many fond memories of that girl in college who always picked up the phone at 3 am, and was totally happy to clean up your apartment before she left the next morning.
Also, she posed for FHM. What, you couldn't make Maxim's 'Girls of Rochester' issue?
So why is poor Rachel the target of my displaced agression this afternoon? I made mushroom risotto for dinner last night, and it kicked ass. But she's the one with the show, because she knows how to make a salad out of grapefruit from a jar. Christ.
Also, she posed for FHM. What, you couldn't make Maxim's 'Girls of Rochester' issue?
So why is poor Rachel the target of my displaced agression this afternoon? I made mushroom risotto for dinner last night, and it kicked ass. But she's the one with the show, because she knows how to make a salad out of grapefruit from a jar. Christ.
posted by La Blonde Parisienne at 11:47 AM
3 Comments:
Was that Rachel Ray? She's been photoshopped/botoxed/airbrushed unrecognizable! In reality she's what I call a scud - pretty far away but horrifying up close.
Such a woman is also known as a "Monet"- for the same reasons.
That is a funny blog. I watch her show too. I like her, but can understand what your saying.
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