Tagged

By Dr. Brazen

A- Available or Single? That would appear to no longer be the case. Who knew?
B- Best Friend? Dr. Brazen, Prairie Oyster
C- Cake or Pie? Pie.
D- Drink of Choice? Cranberry juice. That hardcore enough for you, son?
E- Essential Item? A sweater, because I'm one of those annoying people who's always cold.
F- Favorite Color? Black.
G- Gummi Bears or Worms? Worms all the way.
H- Hometown? Union Mills, Indiana.
I- Indulgence? Skincare and makeup. Yet I practically wear my pajamas to work. Irony, thy name is me.
J- January or February? Neither. If there's anything that California has taught me, it's that winter is for suckers.
K- Kids and names? Someday, and yes, they'll have them.
L- Life is incomplete without…? A sense of humor.
M- Marriage Date? N/ fuckin' A, motherfuckers.
N- Number of Siblings? 2 brothers, who are both younger and more awesome than me.
O- Oranges or Apples? Apples.
P- Phobias/Fears? I hate birds so much.
Q- Favorite Quote? Right now, I've been quoting the movie 'Dancing Outlaw'.
R- Reasons to smile? The TV show 'Cops'
S- Season? Spring
T- Tag 3 people? Everyone I know has already been tagged. This meme dies with me. Like my seed.
U- Unknown Fact About Me? I was viciously attacked by a pigeon in my grad school office.
V- Vegetable You Hate? I've had a lifelong dispute with green beans.
W-Worst Habit? Compulsive listmaking.
X- Xrays You’ve Had? I haven't had anything x-rayed in recent memory. My insides are a mystery.
Y- Your Favorite Foods? I pretty much see food as the one consistent source of joy in my life. It would be cruel to choose just one.
Z- Zodiac? Virgo.