Cover your sinful bits, ladies!

A woman who calls herself "Lydia of Purple" (probably for some biblical reason that I'm too hellbound to understand) creates modest clothing and overly long urls. Firm in her belief that "around 1901, swim wear (sic) was modest and stylish", Lydia obviously wishes to return to those halcyon days where women worried less about, oh, WHO THEY SHOULD VOTE FOR, and more about guarding their ankles from the lustful gazes of roving gentlemen

Lydia of Purple

Thanks to the studs at Something Awful for the link! For more coverage of extremely modest ladies, visit my friend Dr. Brazen Hussy (who makes up in style what she lacks in modesty) at What the Hell is Wrong With You? .

Now back to a long day of thinking impure thoughts and walking around unaccompanied by a male relative.