Today in Eurovision
While I'm photoshopping images for my defense presentation, you can read about the Cypriots planning a huge Eurovision party on 6 May.
By the way, raise your hand if you know that the capitol of Cyprus is Nicosia.
Liar, you did not – unless you are Publius, in which case, I don't doubt it.
Also, the German magazine Bild has published stills from a "private erotic video" made by the Croatian contestant. You can see the article (with pictures but auf Deutch) here, but it's obviously NSFW.
Don't worry Severina, Deutchland is just jealous, because you look like this:
and their group is a bunch of Bransonville rejects. Ach du douchebag!
Also, the page contains a link to the 2006 ALBUM, which I would totally order, if only I had an address.
By the way, raise your hand if you know that the capitol of Cyprus is Nicosia.
Liar, you did not – unless you are Publius, in which case, I don't doubt it.
Also, the German magazine Bild has published stills from a "private erotic video" made by the Croatian contestant. You can see the article (with pictures but auf Deutch) here, but it's obviously NSFW.
Don't worry Severina, Deutchland is just jealous, because you look like this:
and their group is a bunch of Bransonville rejects. Ach du douchebag!
Also, the page contains a link to the 2006 ALBUM, which I would totally order, if only I had an address.
posted by La Blonde Parisienne at 2:34 PM
1 Comments:
Transcript of a real conversation...
Brazen Hussy: Hi honey, welcome home!
Publius: Grunt. Must walk dog.
BH: I was reading Parisienne's blog, and she wrote that if you know the capitol of Cyprus ...
Publius: (hopping up and down) I know! I know! It's Nicosia!
Why are you laughing?
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