Sunday, July 16, 2006

Did I mention I hate California? Because I do.

Some dipshit redneck decided to shoot a bee bee gun at the windshield of my car. I just bought that car, and now I have to get the windshield fixed. I have neither the time nor the money to get it fixed, because I'm leaving for NYC on Wednesday morning.

I wish I didn't have to come back.


UPDATE: My brother believes that the hippies are to blame for this vandalism. I didn't go to the farmer's market, and now they're sending me a little message - they take this shit personally.

posted by La Blonde Parisienne at 4:49 PM

4 Comments:

Blogger Dr. Brazen Hussy said...

Jesus. That's so not cool.

6:09 PM  
Blogger Penguin said...

Damn, Girl! Do you live in Oakland or sumthin'?!

So sorry to hear about your windshield. I doubt it was hippies...they usually hate guns.

I never experineced anything like you have during my stay in CA. Sincerely hope that, if you wish, you will leave and be somewhere happy.

Enjoy NY!

11:48 AM  
Blogger La Blonde Parisienne said...

Penguin: Not even! I'm surrounded by farms! Thanks for your wishes. Hopefully, once this postdoc is done, I can get the hell out of Dodge.

PO: You'd better hope it wasn't you. I've got a lot of pent-up NorCal rage, and I'm just dyin' to unleash it old school on the punk that messed up my ride.

12:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, you live on one weird-assed part of California. I'm thinking UC Merced. But that may be only because I think that part of the state is hot and odd.

8:07 AM  

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