That's Rick, with a silent P
Or: California Finally Gets to Me
Usually, I'm a freakin' spam findin' machine. Granted, it's not to hard to hit 'delete' when you get a message from xkwsuek waterspout regarding "For to be good deal now!". But tonight, while transacting some personal biz-nass online, I got a message from one Rick, with the subject line "Hey baby, might want to check this out".
Aww yeeeah. Once upon a time, this was not an uncommon sentiment in my inbox, and I spent a couple of seconds trying to figure out where I may have met this 'Rick'.
Goddamn it! All he really wanted to do was sell me some pheromones.
Dude, I need a life. Or perhaps some pheromones - apparently, they will help to "make a fantastic, memorable, compelling impression , every time AND increase your self-confidence and masculinity BIG-time"
I gots to get me some of that masculinity.
Usually, I'm a freakin' spam findin' machine. Granted, it's not to hard to hit 'delete' when you get a message from xkwsuek waterspout regarding "For to be good deal now!". But tonight, while transacting some personal biz-nass online, I got a message from one Rick, with the subject line "Hey baby, might want to check this out".
Aww yeeeah. Once upon a time, this was not an uncommon sentiment in my inbox, and I spent a couple of seconds trying to figure out where I may have met this 'Rick'.
Goddamn it! All he really wanted to do was sell me some pheromones.
Dude, I need a life. Or perhaps some pheromones - apparently, they will help to "make a fantastic, memorable, compelling impression , every time AND increase your self-confidence and masculinity BIG-time"
I gots to get me some of that masculinity.
posted by La Blonde Parisienne at 12:39 AM
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