Only 124 days 'till Christmas

For all the men in your life who can't seem to keep their hands off their junk, there's the ManHood. Apparently, circumcision makes everything more easily irritated, so this guy made an artificial foreskin. Although it kind of looks like tiny klan hood, I suppose it functions more like a little dust cover for your penis (not mine, obviously).

See the ManHood! Beware: the really interesting parts of the site are NSFW, and it plays music for no apparent reason, so turn your volume down before clicking.

For your right-wing uncle who has everything, why not some Genuine New Iraqi Dinars? Sure, they aren't technically currency as such, but the Bet On Iraq assures you:

When a bank with branches in the US has established a presence in Iraq, we should be able to exchange them here in the US.

Even though...

BetOnIraq.com currently will not buy your dinars back, it is likely that when a market develops, we will.

A cynical, amoral lefty might say that this means that Dinars actually have no value, but that would mean that you hate freedom. Probably you hate kittens, too. Commie.

In the words of Spaniard-in-Residence:

You sell dollars, and you get dinars. How good is that!

And if you can't trust a citizen of a country that has currently pulled all their troops out of the middle east, who can you trust?

Besides, you can't get them a cast-resin Native American-shaped figurine every year...