You May Hear A Rumor
...that it is my birthday. That would be correct: I am 29 years old today. I'd like to say thank you for the cards and congratulations that I've received, especially considering that all I did was go one more year without dying. The real congratulations should go to my mom, who brought me into the world all those years ago, and never acted on the temptation to take me back out. Thanks mom, I hope it's been worth it!