Everybody hide! It's the Amish, and they're pissed!

The NYT covers a horse manure dispute in Wisconsin between Amish citizens and damned heathen zipper-lovers. Sez the columnist:

Some business owners are clearly concerned about how the Amish will react if pushed.

I'm sure this is an issue of great importance in America's Dairyland, but here in New Sodom, we typically don't lose any sleep over a disagreement with a religious sect dedicated to non-violence. Plus, unless you're in the market for a crocheted Renuzit cover in the shape of a puppy, Shipshewana sucks ass. Yeah, how you like me now, Amish!