Silly me! All the answers are in the bible!

A short trip to the Answers in Genesis website will teach you about much more than intelligent design. To test your 'biblical' knowledge, take this quiz!

Q: Does the bible teach that women should submit to their husbands in all things?

A: NO! The evil Darwinists told women that they were inferior . (Note: if you are able to discriminate between 'evolutionary theory' and social Darwinism this article will cause headaches, severe cognitive dissonance, and fits of rage.)

Q: Are black people inferior due to the 'curse of Ham?"

A: Not according to this brand of Fundy! It was the evil Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses who said it. A good christian believes that everyone should be enslaved equally!

Q: If Adam and Eve only had three male children (as mentioned by name), where did Cain find his wife? Was she his sister?

A: God created people perfectly, with no deleterious mutations, so 'knowing' your sister was totally not icky back then. By the time Moses rolled up, people had the time to accumulate deleterious mutations in their genomes, making boning your brother a big bad.

But wait- we define evolution as "a change in allele frequencies over time"- if the biblical folks were accumulating new mutations, that would mean that the frequencies of alleles were changing, and therefore they were evolving and...

...maybe I should just go bake a pie. Yes, that always makes me feel better...