Maybe SCOTUS is gonna be OK after all.

Justice Antonin Scalia and I have so much in common. He hates evil, I also hate evil; he wrote the dissenting opinion in 1996's United States vs. Virginia , I have always defended the right of men to shower together unfettered by the presence of women. Who knew then, that we were both also vehemently pro-orgy?

Ok, so this is old news (as in, October 2004 old), but still, in these dark days, doesn't this help a little?

"I even take the position that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged."

Whew, that never gets old, does it?