It's a magic 8-ball, it's a meme- it's a magic 8-ball AND a meme
A la Dr. Brazen Hussy, I decided to try the iPod Magic 8-ball. Simply for fun, you understand. I'm only posting because, well... this shit is eerie
How does the world see you?
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band -the Beatles (True enough.)
Will I have a happy life?
AHAHAHA -Dreams Come True (Well, it's what I would have answered if you'd asked ME.)
What do my friends really think of me?
Something So Strong -Crowded House (Only because Crowded House never recorded 'Something So Lame')
Do people secretly lust after me?
Slow Down -Moby (Whatever. Like a vegan knows anything about lust anyway.)
How can I make myself happy?
Stuck on You -Lionel Richie (Yes, you stupid iPod, that's easy for you to say.)
What should I do with my life?
Who told you? -Roni Size (Ok, so this one doesn't make much sense. I suppose you take the good with the bad when you get your life advice from an iPod.)
Will I ever have children?
He Wasn't -Avril Levigne (I don't know what this song says because I downloaded it for Dr. Brazen. Seriously folks, I don't listen to Avril. ...seriously?)
What is some good advice for me?
Mista Mista -The Fugees (This is a song about crack-addicted homeless people. Hmmm.)
How will I be remembered?
The City is Crying -Dave Brubeck Quartet (Aaawwwww.)
What is my signature dancing song?
Amazing -Madonna
What do I think my current theme song is?
Nothingman -Pearljam (A blast from the past, certainly, but my theme song for big chunks of my life. My relationships with men have been, um, fraught.)
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Suddenly- The Tremeloes (a Greek boy band from the '60's. Very funny. Nobody likes a smartass, iPod.)
What song will play at my funeral?
Trapped by Love- Manu Chao (All I have to say is, you'd better not.
What type of men/women do you like?
Unhappy- Big Boi (Oh, you just think you're sooo smart, don't you?)
What is my day going to be like?
Don't Mess with Orgazmatron- DJ Earworm Remix (In a day that began with Mr. Extremely Tall and will end with Spaniard-in-Residence, all I can say is: finally, the iPod gets one right.)
Smug fucking iPod.
How does the world see you?
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band -the Beatles (True enough.)
Will I have a happy life?
AHAHAHA -Dreams Come True (Well, it's what I would have answered if you'd asked ME.)
What do my friends really think of me?
Something So Strong -Crowded House (Only because Crowded House never recorded 'Something So Lame')
Do people secretly lust after me?
Slow Down -Moby (Whatever. Like a vegan knows anything about lust anyway.)
How can I make myself happy?
Stuck on You -Lionel Richie (Yes, you stupid iPod, that's easy for you to say.)
What should I do with my life?
Who told you? -Roni Size (Ok, so this one doesn't make much sense. I suppose you take the good with the bad when you get your life advice from an iPod.)
Will I ever have children?
He Wasn't -Avril Levigne (I don't know what this song says because I downloaded it for Dr. Brazen. Seriously folks, I don't listen to Avril. ...seriously?)
What is some good advice for me?
Mista Mista -The Fugees (This is a song about crack-addicted homeless people. Hmmm.)
How will I be remembered?
The City is Crying -Dave Brubeck Quartet (Aaawwwww.)
What is my signature dancing song?
Amazing -Madonna
What do I think my current theme song is?
Nothingman -Pearljam (A blast from the past, certainly, but my theme song for big chunks of my life. My relationships with men have been, um, fraught.)
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Suddenly- The Tremeloes (a Greek boy band from the '60's. Very funny. Nobody likes a smartass, iPod.)
What song will play at my funeral?
Trapped by Love- Manu Chao (All I have to say is, you'd better not.
What type of men/women do you like?
Unhappy- Big Boi (Oh, you just think you're sooo smart, don't you?)
What is my day going to be like?
Don't Mess with Orgazmatron- DJ Earworm Remix (In a day that began with Mr. Extremely Tall and will end with Spaniard-in-Residence, all I can say is: finally, the iPod gets one right.)
Smug fucking iPod.
posted by La Blonde Parisienne at 6:22 PM
1 Comments:
It's true, she did download Avril Lavigne for me - it was back before I knew how to use iTunes and BitTorrent. And everyone knows how much I love Avril.
FYI, the song goes "He wasn't what I wanted, what I thought..." "Sit on the bed alone, starin' at the phone..." Interpret that as you will.
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