Taking a moment to be angry and shallow

Recently, I had a huge fight with a very close friend over his new girlfriend- we're all graduate students in the same program, and she's had designs on this guy for years, all the while resenting the fact that we were friends. Once she got her filthy hooks in, she began telling him lies about mean things I had done to her, and, because she was his personal cock-hole (I mean, he's only a man), he believed her rather than me. He and I are no longer friends. Because of this bitch (did I mention she's extremely hairy?)

Today, I received a group e-mail from the president of our university, inviting me (and lots of other students) to dinner at his residence. A few hours later, I see an e-mail from this she-beast in my inbox (did I mention that her last boyfriend left her for another man?) I was confused as to why she was e-mailing me when I realized that she was responding to the earlier e-mail from the president, and was merely too stupid to avoid hitting 'reply to all' (did I mention that after said boyfriend left her, she offered to have his baby anyway?)

Perhaps it's hard to see the keyboard over a couple of flat, saggy tits.

In a way, it was a godsend, because now I know that I will regretfully not be attending.

UPDATE While I tried to rise above commenting on the she-beast's e-mail incompetence, others did not, and almost immediately there was a message asking that she maybe use more than two brain cells when responding to e-mail. She replied with an apology, again, to everyone on the list. While I suspect that she might want to try getting her Ph.D in point-missing, another person responded: "Let's just make this the last e-mail you send, ok, [she-beast]?"