A post for my mom

...who once made me record against my will 'Yanni at the Acropolis' off of PBS for her. I firmly believe that my hatred of Yanni, his ear-rending 'music', and his flowing locks caused me to be cursed by the Gods with the care and feeding of all Greek men for eternity.

That's right, Yanni. I blame you.

That's why I cracked a smile when I saw that his post-fame downward spiral has begun. It always begins with domestic violence, then the drug-fueled rampage, the rehab... stay tuned!

UPDATE The Smoking Gun posts Yanni's police report.