Tuesday, June 13, 2006

OH GOD, MY EYES!!!

Ok, scroll down after you click the link, but slowly

It'll open in a new window, because after you see this, we'll need to talk.

Ready?


Take a deep breath


and click.



No, it doesn't matter where I found it. I just did.

But I have to know: is this what red-staters beat their meat to? Because whenever I look at that picture, and in my head I hear her bleating about "harpy 9/11 widows", I want to become a gay man.

I'm not even a dude, and this picture has put me off the va jay-jay forever.

Mission accomplished, Anne.

posted by La Blonde Parisienne at 11:56 PM

3 Comments:

Blogger Dr. Brazen Hussy said...

Damn it, LBP. Now I'm going to have to claw my eyes out. And I needed to use those today.

6:31 AM  
Blogger Arbitrista said...

Uh...that picture is clearly fake. Just saying.

7:08 AM  
Blogger La Blonde Parisienne said...

I suspected that, Publius. However, two points: first, fake or not, I'm a little scared that certain right-wing bloggers find this HOT, unless they are aroused by nausea, which, now that I think about it, actually explains quite a bit about the current administration.

Second, we are both aware of Anne's deep need for male approval, and her constant self-identification as a "hot blonde". I predict that we're not gonna see Anne jump up and decry the fakeness of this picture. I'm sure she's just sorry she's not holding a gun.

11:35 AM  

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