Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Corporate Query

To the makers of KY Personal Lubricant -

Is it really necessary to manufacture eleventy billion different kinds of 'intimate moisture'? For example, under what circumstances would someone use a spray-on lubricant? Do people get cross-threaded?

I'm not in the market for lube or anything. I'm just sayin'.

posted by La Blonde Parisienne at 12:52 AM

5 Comments:

Blogger Penguin said...

ROFLMAO!
Even better: My 12-year-old asks, "What does that stuff do anyway? And, why would the man care about some girl product?"

8:15 AM  
Blogger Arbitrista said...

Tee-hee. What did you answer?

6:39 AM  
Blogger Penguin said...

Publius, well, after long pause in the hopes she would forget she asked, I came up with, "That 'stuff' helps married couples. Men care because they want their wives to be happy and, for some women, that 'stuff' helps them be intimate with their husbands which makes them both happy."
She listened and then gave me the wide-eyed, "Oh! *pause* ewwwww."

p.s. by word veri was flvzi - almost a fluzy!

9:11 AM  
Blogger La Blonde Parisienne said...

Handled very well!!

11:46 AM  
Blogger Penguin said...

ty...my egg-shell walking skills are improving!

7:54 AM  

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