Sunday, September 03, 2006

More Lies From The Liberal Media

On August 29th, a Chicago girl was bitten by her pet monkey. Although both the web page and the accompanying video unambiguously describe the animal as a spider monkey, if you watch the video you will see that it is obviously, obviously a rhesus macaque. How about some goddamned accountability in reporting?

In other news, Fergie's new song, "London Bridge" sure does suck some ass, doesn't it?

posted by La Blonde Parisienne at 1:38 AM

2 Comments:

Blogger Dr. Medusa said...

My god does it ever suck. And what is her London Bridge and why is it going down? Horrifying to contemplate.

11:51 AM  
Blogger Penguin said...

This is one of the few times I'm so happy to be out of the loop! Keerist...what the hell was that? At first I thought it was good ol' Sarah Ferguson gone bonky...whew!

7:38 PM  

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