I Am Part Human, Part Hamster

I eschewed humanity over the Thanksgiving break, and settled into my apartment to really Get Stuff Done. Given that I have a bent set of priorities (and the fact that it hasn't really gotten that cold) I haven't gotten my heat turned on yet, preferring to spend the money on turkey sandwiches from Subway and exfoliants. Well, we had a cold snap this weekend, so I spent most of my time wrapped in a blanket, tethered to the high speed internet. (The hot spell this summer blew out my wireless router, and I haven't replaced it yet. How hot? Try 130 degrees in my apartment one afternoon.)

So this is my living room floor, Sunday afternoon, around 4 o'clock:



Add a little shredded paper towel, and I'd be ready for a habitrail.