Monkey Luv
Paris Hilton now has a pet monkey. Although I disagree with her choice of pet, what I cannot believe is that she still has a Greek boyfriend.
Paris, sweetie, sodomy aside, Greeks are soo last fall. And to have gotten your Greek second-hand from one of the Olsen twins? You're better than that.
I do love your adoption of garter belts as a fashion accessory, though. Well done, with just a touch of "don't sneer at me, bitch- you couldn't wear this". Now go get yourself a Catalan or something. They've all got that Catholic guilt that's soooo dirty, but he won't make you do those sheep noises.
UPDATE Stavros and Paris over? You'd better think it over, Stav. You don't meet girls willing to take it like a longshoreman every day, do you? No, you do not.
Paris, sweetie, sodomy aside, Greeks are soo last fall. And to have gotten your Greek second-hand from one of the Olsen twins? You're better than that.
I do love your adoption of garter belts as a fashion accessory, though. Well done, with just a touch of "don't sneer at me, bitch- you couldn't wear this". Now go get yourself a Catalan or something. They've all got that Catholic guilt that's soooo dirty, but he won't make you do those sheep noises.
UPDATE Stavros and Paris over? You'd better think it over, Stav. You don't meet girls willing to take it like a longshoreman every day, do you? No, you do not.
posted by La Blonde Parisienne at 12:02 PM
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I've been checking on the monkey story because I really wanted to know what kind of monkey it is. And you know what? It's not a monkey. It's a kinkajou. I don't know what's worse, Paris Hilton having a kinkajou or people thinking that a kinkajou is a monkey.
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