Friday, November 18, 2005

When kinkajous attack!

A elderly woman in Pontotoc, Mississippi was attacked by an escaped kinkajou, which, for the record, is NOT A MONKEY.

It is unknown at this time whether the Mississippi animal was also protesting the purchase of a overpriced bullwhip.

Just FYI, I suspect the PH monkey-attack story is a fabrication. Nobody gets out of Agent Provocateur for only $400.

posted by La Blonde Parisienne at 1:06 PM

1 Comments:

Blogger Dr. Brazen Hussy said...

I think I read in another article it was $4000...

But yeah, a kinkajou is STILL not a monkey.

2:40 PM  

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