T-F'ing-G-I-F, suckas!

Today was my first day back in the lab after a week-long illness.

Tha Boss: Did you have any plans this weekend?

LaBlonde: Um... no?

TB: Good. We've got a shitstorm- here's the data, and there's a sleeping bag and a change of clothes in my office. See you on Monday.

Just FYI- the boss has already cracked into the tequila. Your truly is not so lucky.

Instead, I get to console myself with the following spam e-mail, which counts among the greatest attempt to sell me after-market pharmaceuticals ever to grace my inbox:

Everybody knows the great sexual scandal known as "Klinton-Levinsky".
After the relations like this Klintons popularity raised a lot!
It is a natural phenomenon, because Bill as a real man in order not to
shame himself when he was with Monica regularly used Voagra.
What happened you see. His political figure became more bright and more attractive.
It is very important for a man to be respected as a man!

True dat, brother. True dat.