Heh. Loser.

A quote from Teri Hatcher:

"I want to be monogamous and I want to be with somebody I can trust and I can really divulge who I am, and all my secret fabulous mysterious passions, some of them dark and some of them not."

Like your inner self isn't just as vacuous and boring as your outer self.

Oh Teri, your pain is soooooo unique. Nobody could possibly be as mysterious and deep as you. Moron.

Note: So yeah, mocking Teri Hatcher for being stupid and desperate is shooting fish in a barrel. You know what? I'm small and filled with rage. Happy Valentine's day to me.