Eurovision spotlight on: Andorra and Armenia

The Eurovision semi-finals are over, but the excitement is just beginning! You can read a description of the show here - if you like awkward English translation, you're sure to love the description of Jennifer from Andorra and her "utterly attainable" dancers. Did I mention the dancers were naked? Yeah, they were. There's an old Andorran saying: "nothing says attainability like flashing the old po-po". I think Jennifer and her friends have demonstrated that... utterly.



But if unnecessary vests and light bondage are more your thing, then let's give a warm LaBlonde welcome to Andre of Armenia! It's their first year in the contest, and Andre gave a confident performance despite the fact that he obviously had no idea what the words of his song meant. Regardless, I think he's going to be big!



Now let's put this kid away before Britney Spears marries him! Yowzah!

You can watch all of Andre's performance here, and I highly recommend that you do.