DHS hates Bush as much as we do!
How can illegal wiretapping be a bad thing when it leads to such cool gossip? Ok, so like this DHS guy (look at the picture in the article, he's all old and gross) was talking on the phone, and he totally said Bush was a nob, and a liar and stuff.
Also, he thought he was having a sexual conversation with a 14-year-old-girl, which, last time I checked, was illegal.* Trust CNN to focus on what's really important.
*Unless you live in Colorado, in which case, chat away, perv.