Dog-heavy post

You Are a Chihuahua Puppy

Small, high strung, and loyal. You do best in the city with adults - young kids could crush you!

What Breed of Puppy Are You?

Seems about right, eh Publius?

Damn, dude, I want a dog. Unfortunately, a) I can't afford it, and b) my apartment doesn't allow pets of any kind (it also don't allow "exuberant behavior", but that's another story). In the off chance that someday I do have a dog, I have thought of the following names:

1. Stinky Pete
2. El Macho Grande
3. Godzilla the Wonder Dog
4. Fernando

As an added bonus, you now understand why I should never, ever be allowed to have children.