I'm like Fox News

...in that I'm going to totally rip a quote out of context. But what the hell. Haven't you ever wanted to say that:

Dick Cheney's a barely human, oozing, feces-covered demi-gorgon who rips the heads off ducklings just for sport

Rude Pundit did, and also comments on why members of the press have a grudge against the bloggers.

It's probably a good thing I don't know this guy in real life, 'cause I'm a sucker for gratuitous profanity.