Dispatches from Bizarro World
The New York Times gives the new 'Miami Vice' movie an orgasmically positive review
Slashdot actually answers an engineering grad student who wants to find a place where he can work
...The answer may be as close as his local Burger King. I hear they're hiring.
And finally, NewScientist casts doubt on the existence of black holes. Take that, Stephen Hawking! Mister 'I-had-a-guest-spot-on-'The Simpsons'-and-you-didn't'. Not so awesome now, are we?
I wish I could ask my Astrophysicist friend about this, but I just got him to stop sending me sexually suggestive text messages, and I don't want to get him all riled up again.
Mr. Mann transforms what is essentially a long, fairly predictable cop-show episode into a dazzling (and sometimes daft) Wagnerian spectacle...Some of the most captivating sequences have an abstract quality, as if Mr. Mann were paying homage to the avant-garde, anti-narrative cinema of Stan Brakhage
Slashdot actually answers an engineering grad student who wants to find a place where he can work
without the pressure of money and immediate results
...The answer may be as close as his local Burger King. I hear they're hiring.
And finally, NewScientist casts doubt on the existence of black holes. Take that, Stephen Hawking! Mister 'I-had-a-guest-spot-on-'The Simpsons'-and-you-didn't'. Not so awesome now, are we?
I wish I could ask my Astrophysicist friend about this, but I just got him to stop sending me sexually suggestive text messages, and I don't want to get him all riled up again.
posted by La Blonde Parisienne at 11:55 AM
2 Comments:
haahahahahahahahaha
Miami Mice, er, Vice is not something I ever wanted to see - TV or movie. Although, Colin Farrell is HOT.
I have an aversion to Slashdot...
Stephen Hawking rules - too bad you don't realize this :p~ Seriously, it would be a huge issue if Black Holes don't exist...there goes Star Trek!
And, for your own health, do not contact Astrosexual guy!
Penguin, you are brilliant. I forevermore dub him: the Astrosexual.
Perhaps I was a bit harsh on Stephen Hawking. After all, he deserves credit for bringing physics to the people. I just never got over how he divorced his wife for his nurse. I should know better ; a lot of really brilliant scientists are totally horrible people.
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