Thursday, July 20, 2006

The sound of sleeping on a leather couch in an un-air-conditoned apartment

(lift arm) fzzzzt..slap!
(lift leg) fzzzt...slap!

(turn over)

(sorely miss all the skin you just left behind)

(awaken to sledgehammer)

(repeat) fzzzzt...slap!



Still beats California and those God-damned birds.

posted by La Blonde Parisienne at 9:40 AM

1 Comments:

Blogger Penguin said...

I have two comments:

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Ouwch!

I'd take the birds (OK, 3 comments)

7:55 AM  

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