Notes from a despicable state, pt. II

My mother loves to buy things off the TV. I swear- she's the QVC OG. And it was she who, during my convalescence, introduced me to the as-seen-on-TV miracle that is the Turbie Twist.

Not only can you wrap up your wet hair with one convenient twist, you can pretend to be Joan Collins while you do it!



"You bitch!"