A couple of meth-heads ruin it for everyone
From the 'news you can use' column, NyQuil has taken the psuedoephedrine out of its formula (because it was used to make crystal meth) and replaced it with the official decongestant of pussies, doxylamine succinate.
I loved NyQuil, for whenever I had the sniffles, or the flu, or just needed that sweet, sweet (but easily obtanable at Duane Reade) opiate kiss of what I like to call "the other green fairy".
The Fortress of Solitude has the full story, including non-NyQuil cold remedies in the comments (via The Consumerist)
Luckily, you can still get your pseudoephedrine from Tylenol cold-n-flu, or evidently, from your neighborhood meth dealer. I haven't tested new NyQuil's ability to chill my shit out, but rest assured that I will post all barely-legal drug news as the story develops...
I loved NyQuil, for whenever I had the sniffles, or the flu, or just needed that sweet, sweet (but easily obtanable at Duane Reade) opiate kiss of what I like to call "the other green fairy".
The Fortress of Solitude has the full story, including non-NyQuil cold remedies in the comments (via The Consumerist)
Luckily, you can still get your pseudoephedrine from Tylenol cold-n-flu, or evidently, from your neighborhood meth dealer. I haven't tested new NyQuil's ability to chill my shit out, but rest assured that I will post all barely-legal drug news as the story develops...
posted by La Blonde Parisienne at 12:43 PM
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Alternatively, you can get some cherry tomatoes and leave them in a place until the start to get the smallest amount of mould spore on them. Then eat. I once had a mild hallucination when I did that. I thought a teradactyl was after me, on the beach.
Reeeeally? Now THAT'S creative. Anyone else have suggestions on how I can get my legal drug on?
...for when the Jager and Sudafed runs out.
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