Emergency Eurovision Coverage: Russians are big babies!

The Eurovision Finals were last night, with Finland's Lordi (Finnish for GWAR) beating out Russia's Dima Bilan. Not surprisingly, Russia pitched a big whiny fit. Not so easy to get your way without the secret police, is it Russia? I've been biased towards those scrappy boys from Finland from the beginning, so I'm not even going to pretend to be neutral - Russia and Bilan can drink a big glass of shut the hell up.

If you want to judge for yourself (although I can't imagine why), follow the link to Bilan here. Whatevs.

Lordi rulz!