Hurry, it's almost over!

I'm totally overwhelmed by the process of buying a car - I want my MTA. It's not surprising, thought, that I was too busy Carfaxing VINs to know that May was National Masturbation Month. Leave it to Standford students to be on top of this one...

All my NYC ladies already know about Toys in Babeland - have you seen Myla? This upscale UK company now has shops in the US, but if you can spend $200 on a vibrator, I might suggest that you get a less expensive hobby.

(FYI, I couldn't remember Myla's name, so I just spent the last 20 minutes google-searching "Upscale sex toy" and "very expensive vibrator". Now everyone at my ISP knows I'm one classy lady.)

In other news, Frank Zappa's Joe's Garage album is awesome, although it has very little to do with masturbation.

That is all.